Monkey Mayhem

On Sunday evening Ruaridh found some scissors.

He's done this before and is not allowed scissors.

But he found some - not sure where they were - but he is not allowed scissors.

Why you might ask...

Do you see all the bald patches on his head?  That's why - that time - a couple of months back - he also attacked Morgan and Orla's hair.  A couple of years ago he attacked my wool (an absolute no-no.)

Let me tell you what he did this time:

• Cut Orla's cushion that is on her bed
• Cut the tail off Orla's hippo and sliced its ear
• Cut Upsy Daisy's dress to shreds
• Cut hair off another of Orla's dolls
• Cut up a hair tie
• Cut the ends off the blind pulls in our bedroom
• Sliced across the seat of an upholstered chair in Morgan's room
• Cut up and spread throughout the house a whole ball of wool
• Hacked his own hair again - much worse than last time and no photo - yet.

(And that's all I've found so far - wouldn't be surprised if I find more destruction)

I'm furious with him - he will never see another pair of scissors in his life....

Right - off to vacuum up the hair...